Cover art for Laser Dinosaur Cavalry. Muscular shirtless man is riding a T. Rex that is shooting lasers out of its eyes. He is holding a sword up high. The T. Rex is stomping on a Nazi robot.

Laser Dinosaur Cavalry

The year is Gajillion-Thirteen.

The Eternal Nazi Robot Empire has shattered the world into chrome war-zones. You ride a prehistoric beast with laser eyes. You flex. You destroy.

Mount up. Flex hard. Blast chrome.

Laser Dinosaur Cavalry is an improbably full-featured, delightfully tactical pulp action game in 12 pages.

Every roll is a tradeoff: hit the target, wreck the battlefield, or keep your dinosaur from bolting. Bank your lasers or fire now. Spend your FLEX or eat the damage. Manage your Bond or lose your mount. Breach a mountain foundry on a 24-round timer with nine distinct hero-dino combinations, genuine build diversity, and more tactical depth than it has any right to.

Laser Dinosaur Cavalry has:

For 2+ players. First play ~3 hours.

Releases 2026.