
Laser Dinosaur Cavalry
The year is Gajillion-Thirteen.
The Eternal Nazi Robot Empire has shattered the world into chrome war-zones. You ride a prehistoric beast with laser eyes. You flex. You destroy.
Mount up. Flex hard. Blast chrome.
Laser Dinosaur Cavalry is an improbably full-featured, delightfully tactical pulp action game in 12 pages.
Every roll is a tradeoff: hit the target, wreck the battlefield, or keep your dinosaur from bolting. Bank your lasers or fire now. Spend your FLEX or eat the damage. Manage your Bond or lose your mount. Breach a mountain foundry on a 24-round timer with nine distinct hero-dino combinations, genuine build diversity, and more tactical depth than it has any right to.
Laser Dinosaur Cavalry has:
- A mountain foundry to raid and destroy!
- Three playable warmount dinosaur species, three more as Summons!
- All six dinosaur species illustrated!
- 35 named special abilities with unique mechanics!
- 8 unique weapons across three tiers!
- No prep beyond reading the 12 pages: starter mission fully keyed!
- Support for repeated missions and short, upgrade-driven campaigns!
- Zero filler!
- All heat!
For 2+ players. First play ~3 hours.
Releases 2026.